WTF "wheres the fish?"

It’s been hours since anyone has felt a bite, the sun has just come up, we’re quiet and we know they are here.
Some have decided to throw in the towel but we still stand strong! WHERE THE FISH?
May want to avoid wearing while attending your cousins vegan BBQ 

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1.Made from 100% Pre-Shrunk material Tagless
2.Some Animals may be harmed when worn
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4.Proudly printed in Michigan.
5.If you ask for our address we will be expecting you to show up ready to work with beers in hand